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i just realised: [Aug. 5th, 2008|06:04 pm]
[location |i dunno man]
[feeling | confused]
[hearing |something indie - as always]

i just realised that i've never attempted posting an effing livejournal blog whilst not completrly sdber. haaaahaaa thats heaps funny. so like yeah man whats going on, i'm totes like speakin msn lingo....ew brb






back..

woah,,,,,, EMPTY SPACE SMPYT SPACE

okay funny story:

last nigt i did something so funny and illegal that i had to get high to think about it again so that i could laugh. okay so

i;m not going to tell you what it was, but it was so funny. man. serioiusly i'm like giving myself up to the cops here and like, whatever, but iu need o tell you this story.
but the point is i;m not going to. get me so that means you have to guess what it is: so in you're comment guess what i did last night. best answer gets 50 bucks*

okay moving on the special exhibiton is bla bla bla i forgot my lines.. WOOPS

um idot really have anyting more to say except WILL YOU'RE A CUNT. and i hate you, cause you're a shit face mother fucker


*disclaimer: i dont' have 50 bucks, it was in my atm the whole time..suckers
but comment something anyways, i dont care who it is, or who you are to me, if you're someone who hates me or something and i hate you..i dont care. juts fucking say something witty or something.








i'm bored
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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2008|01:04 am]
the funniest thing just happened!
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to clarify: [Apr. 11th, 2008|01:31 pm]
[Tags|, , ]
[feeling |productive]
[hearing |generator - foo fighters]

i said END SCENE not AND SCENE.


so now that you all know the facts, can i please crawl back into my hole where i can spend the next ten years recovering from humiliation? thanks guys, thanks.
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oh dear.....diary, [Mar. 30th, 2008|08:23 pm]
[Tags|, ]
[location |home]
[feeling | mellow]
[hearing |summer in the city - butthole surfers]

i love rumors. apparently i'm a massive stoner? i will admit there is some truth to that. but i wouldn't say "MASSIVEEEEE" stoner. and i would mind my own business too, thanks! oh and that 'cut' on my forearm is actually a burn from the pizza oven at work. i am so not suicidal and in saying that, i wouldn't resort to cutting myself for a little attention. anyways, i can't be bothered to write any more and i have a craving for mi goreng.


DOES THIS MEAN I'M PREGGERS?
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i have finally let go [Mar. 29th, 2008|12:24 am]
[Tags|]
[location |wow]
[feeling | listless]
[hearing |roads - portishead]

woah.
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dear diary [Mar. 27th, 2008|11:30 pm]
[location |eeeh dunno]
[feeling | anxious]
[hearing |blue highway - heatmiser]

i dont know how to feel when i watch this


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the amazing race [Mar. 16th, 2008|05:16 pm]
[Tags|, ]
[location |homeee]
[hearing |how was i supposed to know - the sleepy jackson]

okay. so there is this secret shortcut in balmain. except i dont know if it's actually a secret or if you have any idea of what i'm talking about. it's this amazing pathway that slices through a chunk of the suburb, through apartment blocks and garages and private gardens. last night i was taken on a detour down this path. i was sceptical at first, paranoid too. but it didnt matter, because i was too fucked to make my own decision. but i tell ya, i could not stop laughing. the whole run down. i laughed so hard that i thought my heart would fall out of my chest. at the time i wanted it to stop. but when i reached the bottom i wanted to feel it all again! i hope it remains a secret, if it is in fact a secret at all. because secrets are fun. (until the wrong people find out)


a good time waster
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here's an idea: [Mar. 7th, 2008|05:52 pm]
[location |where else?]
[feeling | angsty fuck.]
[hearing |the pretender - foo fighters]

go fuck yourselves. all of you!
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